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One of the most remarkable things about Spaced Invaders is the fast and witty dialogue. The dialogue yields a plethora of quotes, which are listed here in chronologic order of appearance in the movie.
All sounds are in 22 kHz, 8 bit, mono, uncompressed WAV file format.
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The Martian commanders encounter the Enforcer Drone, with somewhat drastic results. This long sample covers the entire scene.
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Sheriff Oxley encounters Mr Wrenchmuller and his shotgun.
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The Martian commanders discover the problem with the Enforcer Drones.
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Kathy complains about Big Bean.
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Deputy Russell is buzzed by his first speeder.
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The old woman volunteers to fetch the bucket.
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This long sample starts with a long Pez-ism and continues for quite a while as each of the Martian crewmembers reveals their personality traits.
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A short very funny sample as Blaznee questions the sagicity of attack Earth.
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A classic joke that must be taken in conjunction with the corresponding picture.
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This long sample encompasses possibly the funniest scene in Spaced Invaders.
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A short funny sample.
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This quote reveals the truly vile nature of Klembecker.
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Vern reveals his frustration.
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Another short silly quote.
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Another short silly quote.
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Pez at his sarcastic best.
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Dr Ziplock expresses deep confusion.
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A long but classically funny sketch.
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Verndroid is born!
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And immediately starts to arouse suspicion.
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Captain Bipto formulates his master plan.
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The aliens discover the secret to crossing the road.
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Verndroid working on the Farmzoid.
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Bipto celebrates another victory.
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Kathy gets the Martians out of trouble.
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Only to have Giggywig undo all her work.
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The Martians are thrown out of the car.
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The Enforcer Drone gets stroppy.
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Blaznee undergoes disciplinary review.
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Giggywig decides to do some damage; Pez continues to be sarcastic.
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Blaznee cowers from the Big Bean residents.
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Blaznee continues to cower.
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Blaznee attempts to contact the WDF but is pushed off by Giggywig.
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Giggywig reveals his master plan.
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Giggywig continues to explain his plan.
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Some classic maniacal laughter.
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The Martians attempt to construct their weapon.
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A short but insanely funny piece of dialogue between the Sheriff and his Deputy.
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Pez waxes enthusiastically about the Martian attack.
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Doctor Ziplock describes the terrors of the Earthling booby trap.
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The Martians finally find the source of the original broadcast.
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Brian begs forgiveness for the loss of his fins.
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OK, so it starts off as a visual gag but there is some funny dialogue later on.
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Blaznee reeducates the autopilot about who is boss.
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Pez flees in panic.
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Blaznee explains the problems with the ship and Giggywig explains how to fix them.
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Bipto returns to the ship.
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A classic Bipto-ism.
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Giggywig explains the facts of the situation to Bipto.
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Short but classic Spaced Invaders.
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Why did the D-O-D fail?
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The aliens flee in mass panic.
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Kathy succinctly sums up the entire alien attack.
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The entire Martian campfire song. Kinda big.
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More Blaznee brilliance.
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Verndroid is ocular welding.
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Blaznee at his best again.
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Why does Blaznee get all the best lines?
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This is just silly.
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But actually it's not, it's Blaznee being pessimistic.
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Pez gets a bit over-enthusiastic.
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The Enforcer Drone gets possibly the most poetic line in the movie.
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For which he gets an award.
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Brings a tear to the eye.
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The music from the credits.
